An Update of Sorts

Well, other than there being nothing really new... there's nothing really new.
Well, there is. But it's not... anything earth shattering. A problem that I need to deal with myself and don't want to waste the time or energy to write about it here on this blog.
Meh. I think I'll whine about my inablilty to write. That's always a safe topic.
My muse has abandoned me. Again. Damn muse.
Seriously, I sit down, think I have a good idea, start to write then poof! It's gone back out into the void that is my brain.
It's like I've lost the will to write. And it scares me.
Nothing's good enough, for me.
My ideas have too many holes in them.
Everything I think of has been done before, or I've done it before and its just a twist or a re-telling of something I've already written.
*whine*
I need help. A swift kick in the butt. Something.